dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
should my penis look like a turkey
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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