Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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