Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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