I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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