I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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