What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Randomize
