Where did you get a picture of my penis
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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