In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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