party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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