i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
