I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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