new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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