He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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