? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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