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Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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