Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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