Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
the raccoons are back...
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