My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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