Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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