it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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