Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
