I cannot find my penis.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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