Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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