So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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