I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
