so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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