Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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