im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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