the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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