I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize