She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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