once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
