My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
