My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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