Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My dick has a subreddit
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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