At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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