make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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