I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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