So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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