Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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