what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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