NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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