you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
