People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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