Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
two words...techno handjob
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We just shotgunned beers for America
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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