You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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