They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
This beer is not sobering me up at all
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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