are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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