I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
When are your genitals available?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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