Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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