So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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