just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
