So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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