I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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