btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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